Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool

A retro-arcade-inspired space shooter with a focus on exhilarating powerups and score attack.

Ship's Log, Stardate 471 9102. Captain S. Tool reporting
President Lax Ative has personally called upon me to carry out a sensitive mission. Something has gone wrong with the colony's automated Waste Transport Units. Once destined to drop their nasty cargo into the sun, they now roam our busiest interstellar routes, endangering all passers-by. I've been asked to rectify the situation discretely. To aid my mission, this fine (if not curiously named) vessel, Starship Turd Nugget, has been retrofitted with fiber infused uranium cannons. While I am honored to be called upon by the president herself, I have to admit......something doesn't smell right about this.
End of Log

Key Features

• 8 powerups keep it fun and vary the gameplay
  
• global cross-platform leaderboard. fight for the honor of your preferred OS!
  
• tongue-in-cheek humor puts a unique slant on the genre
  
• awesome sfx
  
• custom music created exclusively for this game

Scoring

The scoring system rewards bold pilots...

... more details and Pro Tips available via the in-game instructions.